An 80-year old couple was having problems remembering things and they decided to go to their doctor. After a thorough examination the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and making notes to help them remember.

Later that night while watching TV, the elderly man got up from his chair. His wife asked, “Where are you going?” He replied, “To the kitchen.” She asked “Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?” He replied, “Sure!” She then asked him, “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?” He said, “No, I can remember that.” She then said, “I also would like strawberries on top. Should you write that down?” He replied, “I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.” She continued, “I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down.” With irritation in his voice, he said, “I don’t need to write that down… I can remember!”

After about 20 minutes, the man returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says, “I knew you were going to mess it up - You forgot my toast.”

Last Monday was Memorial Day and many people messed it up. During all their activities and fun, they forgot to remember what the day was all about. Did you? (05-31-07)